Klingon Flag Towel

$51.99

SKU: 666701AA2DAF9 Category:

Description

QaQ jajvam! The Klingon Flag Towel Awaits You!

 

Victory is at Your Fingertips (and Perhaps Dripping with Sweat):

This genuine Klingon Empire Flag Towel is for warriors who demand excellence, even in their bathrobes…er, we mean towels. Woven with the finest fibers (52% cotton / 48% polyester in the US, 50% cotton / 50% polyester in the EU), this is no mere human bath accessory – it’s a symbol of Klingon honor and ferocity.

 

Boldly Go Where No Towel Has Gone Before (and Dry Off Aggressively):

At 30″ x 60″ (76 x 152 cm), this oversized towel is ready to absorb the sweat of battle or a rigorous training session. One side proudly displays the glorious Klingon flag, a constant reminder of your unwavering devotion to the Empire. The reverse features a fiercely absorbent terry cloth design, perfect for drying off after achieving glorious victory (or a hot shower, if that’s your thing).

 

A Warrior’s Trophy:

This isn’t just a towel, it’s a badge of honor! Strike fear into the hearts of your enemies (or fellow gym-goers) with this unmistakable symbol of Klingon pride. Whether you’re conquering the battlefield or simply conquering your day, the Klingon Flag Towel is a warrior’s essential.

 

Heghlu’meH QaQ jajvam! (Order Your Klingon Flag Towel Today!)

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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Weight0.42 kg

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